COL. Willard Stratford Willoby

Old British Colonel and valet to the late Admirable Big, Willoby has never let go of the pomp and circumstance of his youth in the British Navy. Nearly blind and self-consciously bald as a billiard ball, Willoby has never met an obstacle he couldn’t run into, which always interrupts his high tea and scones and sets his powdered wig askew.

He’s a sloppy-yet-great tuba player whose trademark has become his cheeks blowing big as the tuba itself.  A very proper servant to Captain Holiday, Willoby is set on tradition and high-brow etiquette, much to Holiday’s dismay.